Got any silly gift ideas for my camping friends?

I’m doing a White elephant gift exchange with my friends, we all camp/backpack and trailwork. I’m looking for a gag gift idea for them. Thanks

How about a fishing pole campfire roaster? It’s fun and definitely a bit silly!

Zen said:
How about a fishing pole campfire roaster? It’s fun and definitely a bit silly!

OK thanks. I did not know this.

Happy cake day!!!

Ty said:
Back country bidet! Functional and pretty humorous to talk about

It’s a great gift. How about the Crotch Pot instead?

Ren said:

Ty said:
Back country bidet! Functional and pretty humorous to talk about

It’s a great gift. How about the Crotch Pot instead?

Crotch Pot has got to be made for this!

A sawed off toothbrush with a handle too short to use

A nice new poop trowel, a Kula cloth, a long spork, silly Darn Tough socks.

Demerit badges? They have patches for every silly camping fail you can imagine!

Kiran said:
Demerit badges? They have patches for every silly camping fail you can imagine!

OMG, those are hilarious!

Sustromming canned fish. Decently cheap and the smelliest stuff around.

A hamburger in a can/tin

A new (clean and empty, obviously) piss jug? Or a similarly quirky way to solve the night time pee dilemma. Bag of Depends diapers?

More tame suggestions: Car air freshener that smells like campfire, camping magnet for their bumper

It’s tough without knowing your friends’ humor, but I hope you find some good ideas!

How about an overly complicated 19-in-1 multi-function survival tool that’s more of a novelty than actually useful?

Here are a few quirky ideas:

  • Crapp strap
  • Solar charging fishing hat - because who doesn’t need to charge their phone while fishing?
  • Backcountry bidet

Maybe something comically heavy?